Alle Tips von Dad:

01: Don’t forget to floss every day
02: It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA
03: Start building credit as soon as possible
04: Stand up for yourself: don’t let anyone disrespect you
05: Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
06: Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done
07: LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
08: Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
09: Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
10: If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street
11: It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
12: Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
13: Buy quality, not quantity
14: Shave with the grain
15: You always have time for a beer with your buds
16: Always use a coat of wax after a wash
17: Nothing can beat reading in print
18: Always carry a pocket knife
19: Use your hips when throwing
20: Keep your word
21: Eat a lot of broccoli
22: Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
23: Take care of your health while you’re still young
24: Always help a friend in need
25: Drink plenty of water
26: Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy!
27: Don’t eat too close to your bedtime
28: Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
29: Medicine is not always the best medicine
30: Always bring a war chest
31: You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
32: You can’t beat the whammy bar
33: The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
34: Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
35: It’s called masking tape for a reason
36: Trust no one
37: If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine
38: The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
39: They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
40: Managing debt is just part of being an adult
41: Run through the finish line
42: What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it
43: When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
44: Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
45: Do what you love and the money will come
46: Do it once, do it right
47: Don’t skip the corners
48: Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
49: If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over
50: Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
51: You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
52: A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
53: Pet every dog
54: Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
55: Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear
56: Go ask your mother
57: If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet
58: Practice makes permanent
59: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
60: Never give up, never remember
61: That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
62: Whistle while you work
63: Please remember to call us once in a while
64: Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance
65: Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think
66: It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
67: Try to exercise regularly
68: Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough
69: It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad
70: Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks
71: Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
72: The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
73: When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
74: Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache
75: Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
76: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all
77: Don’t smoke
78: Try not to make assumptions about people
79: Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches
80: Please don’t pirate games
81: It’s better to be early than late
82: Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein
83: Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
84: Treat people better than they treat you
85: Be generous and kind to everyone
86: Always try your best at everything
87: Spend less money than you make
88: Pay your bills early
89: Look at situations positively
90: Always try to make others around you happy
91: Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you comfortable.
92: You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others.