Leisure Suit Larry VII Walkthrough
Created by Dan the Custodial Dad 12/13/96
Last Update 12/26/96 custodial-dad@mindspring.com
This walkthrough contains all 1,000 points, the 32 dildos, and the four
known Easter Eggs in the Leisure Suit Larry 7 - Love for Sail game. As
additional Easter Eggs are found, this walkthrough will be updated. An
unformatted text version of this walkthrough is also available. A web page
walkthrough is available from Techman 2000.
* Thanks to Techman 2000 for providing the web page walkthrough on which
this document is based.
1,000 Points, 32 Dildos, 4 Easter Eggs
La Costa Lotta
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Take the Lil' Hair Weave Kit on the dresser.
1
1
Take the Vice Grips from the dresser.
1
2
Open Lil' Hair Weave Kit.
1
3
Use Vice Grips on Needle.
1
4
Use bent needle on the handcuffs
2
6
Break sliding door & get ship picture
2
8
The PMS Bouncy (Exploring Ship and Learning Objective)
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Look at champagne waterfall and next to it is Dildo.
1
Go to "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge."
3
11
Left row of chests, 3 chests back, you will find Dildo
2
Go through door below stage to the top deck. Another Dildo is located in
the Dildo topiary.
3
Go left, Open the fire case
1
12
Take hose.
3
15
Talk to Peg, the pirate woman. (ask pegleg)
11
26
Go left and Dildo is behind sheep topiary pot.
4
Take Kumquat from sheep topiary
2
28
The Love Master 2000 Contest
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go into Library. Dildo by the grandfather clock.
5
Take Fokker book in right bookcase.
2
30
Take Magnet book in left bookcase.
2
32
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Look at Beaver. Milk Beaver.
1
33
egg
Talk to Victorian Principles around the corner.
Choose Others, and make up a topic.
3
36
Take the bottle of mucilage on her desk.
5
41
Outside Library is Dildo by right book.
6
Go to Clothing Optional Pool. Dildo behind the left bushes.
7
Walk through the changing area and talk to Dick.
2
43
Drew Baringmore asks for towel.
3
46
Talk to Drew, push branch, select drink, gigantic erection, and your book.
Don't select Fokker.
egg
Look and Take Persons magazine on table.
3
49
Go to Cabin 0, your room.
2
51
Dildo is in front of you behind the bucket
8
Take the Silicone Lubricant can from the pipe.
3
54
Look at toilet paper.
1
55
Take the toilet paper.
2
57
Go to Clothing Optional Pool. Push branch again.
Ask Drew about the book and she will give it to you.
11
68
egg
Go to Atrium. Dildo by third level on left.
9
Go to Library. Choose Other and type any topic. Take the yellow book on
Victorian's desk.
6
74
Go to inventory, remove jacket of the yellow book.
4
78
Use yellow jacket with the red, dirty book.
14
92
Exit inventory and leave. Victorian will take back the yellow "dirty" book.
2
94
Go to Cabin 0. Dildo beside the toilet.
10
Go to Sexual Prowess Competition. Dildo is sticking out of the fourth
booth.
11
Use your TMT card on the lips on the left wall.
2
96
Push Green button.
4
100
Go to Cabin 0. Dildo behind the pipes in the lower left of the screen.
12
Go to Library. Dildo behind the pineapple.
13
Look at the computer
1
101
Talk to Vicki about the weather.
20
121
You are now in your Cabin 0, Go back to Library.
Finish conversation with Vicki. (Ask about sex, prove it & LoveMaster.)
6
127
Vicki wins the LoveMaster 2000 competition for you.
25
152
The Best Dressed Man Contest
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to Best Dressed Competition. Dildo next to the computer.
14
Unzip the mannequin's fly and find a hidden card reader.
3
155
Go to Captain Queeg's Ballroom and Go through doors. Dildo on stage.
15
Talk to Jamie Lee Coitus at the drawing table. (Select all topics)
2
157
Say goodbye. Dildo by female statue.
16
Go to El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Dildo beside David's foot.
17
Look at Venus's foot and Take Casino Dice.
8
165
Leave and Return to the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Go up the ladder of
the scaffold.
1
166
Take screwdriver out of Bob's toolbox.
4
170
Enter Casino. Dildo by blackjack table.
18
Go to the Employees Only Area. Look at door latch.
Click on security door and Push.
9
179
Another Dildo behind the chairs to the right.
19
On the board, Take the Jumper Wires.
4
183
Take the tube of KZ Sexual Lubricant on the counter.
4
187
Read bulletin board 7 times.
3
190
Go to ship's bridge. Climb the ladder
1
191
Look at polyester sail.
1
192
Go down the pole and into the Bridge. Get Dildo.
20
Go outside and Use Screwdriver on Control Box.
6
198
Use Jumper Wire on the fuses.
10
208
Go to Heaving Ho'. Listen to the door in the far back of the room. Eat some
bean dip in the bowl on the left.
4
212
Dildo in the middle of the buffet table.
21
Talk to Spork Carver. Eat Spork until the he leaves.
9
221
Dildo in the hanging meat tray.
22
Take Knife on the table.
3
224
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Take Heat Bulb.
3
227
Go back to the bridge and Climb the ladder. When sails are up, Use Knife to
cut the Polyester Sails
8
235
Go to Captain Queeg's Ballroom. Dildo by first table left stump.
23
Talk to Jamie Lee. Ask her about leisure suits.
17
252
Use Polyester Cloth on Jamie Lee.
7
259
Go back to the Captain Queeg's Ballroom and you find a Note. Read the note.
1
260
Go Backstage and the fashion show begins.
9
269
Go back to the Captain Queeg's Ballroom and you find a Note. Read the note.
1
270
Go to Best Dressed Competition. Use TMT Card on the fly, now you win the
competition.
25
295
The Craps Tournament
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to Pair O' Dice Casino. Go to Craps Table, Click yourself and Select
fart.
11
306
Talk to Croupier. Play craps except go to Inventory and use Toilet Paper on
Souvenir Dice.
11
317
Use shaved dice. Keep playing until Dewmi Moore starts talking to you.
6
323
Play Strip Liar's Dice. (use ctrl-C)
27
350
After winning Strip Liar's Dice, you win the Craps Competition.
23
373
Poop Deck Horseshoes
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to Dewmi's room. Take the Orgasmic Powder on the left table.
4
377
Go to Promenade Deck and Talk to Peggy. (Ask about Cabin Boy and Break
Room)
11
388
Say goodbye. When Peggy leaves. Dildo behind plant.
24
Go to Employee's Lounge Room. Open locker second one from the left on the
bottom row.
9
397
Go back to Promenade Deck and Talk to Peggy. (Ask about the locker & the
combination.)
13
410
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go back to the Employee's Lounge Room and enter the combination. (38-24-36)
12
422
Go in and Talk to Xqwsts. (Ask about dirty pictures, how he did it and buy
the pictures)
7
429
Go out of the Xqwzts' room. Go to the Lobby (Das Grande Atriumo) and Talk
to Peter the Purser. Use the White Courtesy Phone and Call pranks until it
turns from white to Orange. (6 times)
6
435
Go back to Promenade Deck and Ask Peggy about Xqwzts.
11
446
Go to Lobby and Ask Peter the Purser about obtaining a Passport.
11
457
Use Mucilage (glue) on the dirty pictures
9
466
Use Sticky picture on the Key Card. (Photo ID)
8
474
Show the Photo ID to Peter the Purser to get the Passport.
6
480
Go to Xqwzts Room and Use the Passport on him..
7
487
Take the Xqwzts's custodial key.
6
493
Choose Help and Choose About menu. Dildo
25
Go to your Cabin 0 and use Fire Hose on the water pipe behind the
staircase.
10
503
Now flush the toilet.
2
505
Crap in toilet
1
506
Whiz in toilet and use toilet paper
1
507
Go to horseshoes area. Dildo by far pole.
26
Go to the Poop Deck and look and talk to the Juggs, ladies in the hot tub.
3
510
Go to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge. Go southeast and Talk to Johnson, the
bartender
2
512
Dildo, left side of the window.
27
Ask about Gigantic Erection.
11
523
While Johnson is gone, go the Juggs's dressing room on the left of the bar.
Egg
Talk to Johnson again. Ask about Gigantic Erection again. While Johnson is
gone, go the Juggs's dressing room on the left of the bar.
13
536
Use Silicone Lubricant on the Deodorant on the counter in front of the
mirror.
12
548
Dildo behind the haystacks.
28
Push the Red Button.
4
552
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Leave the dressing room. Look at Spotlight on top of the screen and take
the Spotlight.
5
557
Use Heat Lamp Bulb in socket.
5
562
Order Gigantic Erection a third time. Go into the dressing room and Push
the Red Button again.
4
566
Leave the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge, then come back in and watch the
performance.
20
586
Return to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge, Go up on the stage. Take chase
lights on stage and Go left.
5
591
Take the remote on the switchboard.
5
596
Turn on remote
1
597
Feel the Sound Mixer
egg
Go to Horseshoe Competition. Use your TMT Scorecard and put it in the
Centaur's ass. Play and take TMT Card out.
2
599
Go back to the Sculpture Garden. Climb the ladder and Use the Chase Lights
on the Spike.
14
613
Turn on Remote while on scaffold.
1
614
Go down ladder. Turn on Remote again.
Go back to the Horseshoe Competition. Go to Inventory and Turn On the
Remote.
5
619
Insert the TMT card in the Centaur's ass and play and win the competition.
(Take Card Out)
25
644
Go back to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge. Watch the ENTIRE show (45
minutes)
5
649
Tail Deck Bowling
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to the Bowling Competition. Another Dildo behind the rhino's butt.
29
Insert TMT Scorecard in between the Walrus's Teeth. Take bowling ball.
Play.
2
651
Go to Heaving Ho'. Eat bean dip again.
Go to the Employees Only Lounge and Go into Xqwzts's room. Use Screwdriver
on the Vent
6
657
Click on yourself and Fart.
1
658
Click on yourself and Undress.
10
668
Your back in your Cabin 0
15
683
Take the woman's Hanky.
2
685
Smell the hanky
1
686
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to the Dining Room and Go up into the Dessert Eating Room. Look at the
chair in the lower left corner of the table. Take Insurance Policy under
the chair
15
701
Look at the Insurance Policy
5
706
Go to Lobby and talk to Peter the Purser. Ask him about Annette. Call on
the White Phone twice for Boning
13
719
Talk to Peter the Purser again and Ask him about your account. While he's
away, Look at Peter's phone and press the Red LND Button.
11
730
Go to Annette Boning's Cabin
2
732
Open the door.
2
734
Smell the bed
1
735
Climb in the bed
10
745
Go back to Annette Boning's Cabin, Push the doorbell and Talk to her. Use
the knife on her.
1
746
Ring the doorbell again and Talk to her. Give Ms. Boning the life insurance
policy.
15
761
Look at the stock certificate
Go to Aft Hold and Use the Custodial Key on the handle.
2
763
Open the bowling pin hopper and use Deodorant on the pins.
11
774
Use the KZ jelly on the hanky
7
781
Go back to the Bowling Competition and Insert your TMT Scorecard in the
Walrus's teeth. Take your bowling ball and use it with the treated hanky.
6
787
Play bowling
1
788
Win bowling
25
813
Captain's Cook Off
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to the Kitchen. Dildo in the meats.
30
Take the fish in the magazine page on the table
2
815
Take the pot.
2
817
Take the salt.
2
819
Look at fish in basket
1
820
Look at fish in net
1
821
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Look at the dog.
1
822
Operate Caviar Master 2000 on the west table.
1
823
Read the magazine page.
5
828
Go to Lower Aft Hold and use the Custodial key on the door.
2
830
Click on any beaver and Choose Other and type in "milk".
13
843
Go to Forward Hold and use the Custodial Key on the handle.
2
845
Dildo behind some luggage on the left.
31
Go to the Optional Clothing Pool. Dildo behind the right bush. You got
all 32 of them.
32
Talk to Drew Baringmore. Push branch. Ask about Fokker & Go with me.
13
858
3 eggs
Go to Forward Hold and Take the Suitcase.
6
864
Go back to Drew. Push branch. Use Orgasmic Powder on Drew's drink. Drink
Drew's drink
2 eggs
Tell her about the Suitcase.
15
879
egg
Flush the Toilet and Leave the Cabin.
10
889
Go to the bar. Ask for Lime juice.
12
901
Go back to the Cabin 0 and you will find Mold in the safety shower, so Take
some.
7
908
Go to the Kitchen. Use Mold or Beaver Milk with the Cyber Cheese 2000.
(Beaver cheese)
9
917
Use kumquats with beaver cheese
7
924
Look at snake.
1
925
Go to the Cook-Off Competition and Give them the Quiche. (put on belt.)
1
926
Go back to the Cook-Off Competition. Use Orgasmic Powder on the Quiche.
14
940
Give them the Quiche. (put on belt.)
25
965
Captain Thygh, One on One
Procedure
Points this Procedure
Running Points
Dildo Count
Go to Captain's Quarters. Look in window. Open door. Knock on the door.
Enter the room and Go up the Stairs.
10
975
Use the Stocks on Captain Thygh. You conquered the game!!!
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1000
Dan the Custodial Dad
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