Hatte keine Lust es zu übersetzen, aber man versteht es ja recht gut:


Understanding Engineers - Take One
>> -------------------------------------------
>> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus
> when one
>> said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,
> minding
>> my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw
> it to
>> the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
>> The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the
> clothes
>> probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Two
>> --------------------------------------------
>> To the optimist, the glass is half full.
>> To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Three
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
>> particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
> those
>> blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
>> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept
> golf!"
>> The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word
> with
>> him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of
> us?
>> They're rather slow, aren't they?"
>> The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
>> fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
> last
>> year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
>> The group fell silent for a moment.
>> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> prayer for
>> them tonight."
>> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
> ophthalmologist
>> colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Four
>> --------------------------------------------
>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
> engineers?
>> Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build
> targets.
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Five
>> --------------------------------------------
>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it
> cost?"
>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with
> that?"
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Six
>> ------------------------------------------
>> Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
> possible
>> designers of the human body.
>> One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the
> joints."
>> Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous
> system has
>> many thousands of electrical connections."
>> The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil
> engineer, Who
>> else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
> Engineers
>> believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
>>
>> Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to
> him and
>> said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
>> He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
> spoke
>> up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
>> princess, I will stay with you for one week."
>> The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
> returned it
>> to the pocket.
>> The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
> princess,
>> I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
>> Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
> into
>> his pocket.
>> Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
>> beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do
> anything
>> you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
>> The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
>> girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Sind ganz lustige dabei :P , besonders das mit Dem Fahrrad xD

ich kann kein english :(

Hab´ ich in dieser Woche schon sechs Mal gesehen^^
Ist schon ziemlich alt...

=)

Naja 2 oder 3 davon sind ziehmlich alt ,erinnern mich an deutsche vorallem der 1ste
der Letzte Und Take 2 kannt ich auch ..
Aber sonst ziehmlich witzig das ganze !

Aber das ist doch leicht zu verstehen, ich hatte keine Probleme damit!